South Park: The Stick of Truth Guide

Howdy Ho! Welcome to another Standard of Entertainment guide. This one is for the newly released South Park: The Stick of Truth.

South Park: The Stick of Truth is a traditional turn based role playing game set in the small fictional town of South Park, Colorado. The game casts the player as the New Kid and pits you against a variety of fantasy characters, aliens, and Nazi Zombies (Ooh, scary!). This guide will help you reach all your goals in the game and includes: the locations of all collectibles, all side quests and their rewards, weapons armors and their stats, summons, and general strategy.

The game was released on March 4th, 2014 and was published by Ubisoft. It’s currently available on PlayStation 3, Xbox 360, and PC. This guide is written for the US PC version and contains a full walkthrough of the unedited version of the game. Expect spoilers ahead.

For ease of use this guide is organized into several key categories:

Collectibles:
-Chinpokomon: Gotta Collect ‘Em All!
-Facebook Friends and Party Members: How to Become the Most Popular Kid in South Park

Weapons, Armor, Weapon Strap-Ons, and Patches:
-Weapons
-Armor
-Weapon Strap-On’s
-Patches

Quests:
-Story quests (The Main Walkthrough)
-Side quests and their rewards

Tactics and Strategy:
-Magic
-Abilities
-Summons

Easter Eggs and Secrets

Achievement/Trophy Guide
-PlayStation 3
-Xbox 360
-Steam